honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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