that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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