My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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