the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The Olympian is in my bed
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