I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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