Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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