don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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