you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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