I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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