508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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