why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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