My room smells like vodka and shame
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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