id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Text me some of your sweat
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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