Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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