Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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