Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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