I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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