They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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