dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I know her cup size but not her name....
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