My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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