I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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