My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
