This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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