nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
