Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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