No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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