Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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