we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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