And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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