Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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