Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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