bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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