i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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