He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
