How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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