i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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