is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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