I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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