I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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