god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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