he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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