hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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