I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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