We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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