hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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