No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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