i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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