Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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