I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
her vagine was all disorganized.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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