he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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